Retvarianism is a political persuasion. Retvarians believe the colour red should be shunned and that strawberry shortcake should be taxed heavily. They believe pasta should be dispensed from pasta vending machines at all train stations and medical clinic waiting rooms. Among their more reasonable policies, they advocate free clean drinking water for all and a healthy fire protection service.

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